when i grow up i want to live in a great big house. shaped like a toilet.

a little inappropriate perhaps?

i’m like mac guyver. it just took a simple can opener to make this a smooth convertible.

good thing these are on sale because my school books cost a fortune.

couldn’t they have at least rotated the picture?

the kinda guy you can’t wait to bring home to your parents.

way cheaper than implants.